my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter
in soviet russia country fight for you
"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
what rock group has four men that don’t sing
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
How did these two even win the hunger games?
they didn’t. they portrayed in a film version the characters who did.
Remember that time Chelsea and Raven got turnt up at school
how do u do the date thing
Come with me to a movie and I’ll show you
that was smooth as fuck